AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! You utter, utter BASTARD ! How dare you make us all be so old ! HOW DARE YOU !
How can that naive ingenue from tatooine BE AS OLD ENOUGH FOR AARP FOR GODS SAKE !
THAT MUST MEAN THAT I AM......... AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
....I don't even want to know how old Alec Guiness was in The Movie. Not at all.